MATILDA MR WORMWOOD Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. No one's gonna care if you don't care, Past Lavender. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] Every new life Miracle! Keep out of reach of children. Please! Enigmatic, serious, intense. Ciao, Rudolpho. Wonderful. Yes. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. ". So go and put some highlights in your hair. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! Tricks!" DOCTOR [His stomach growls.] MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. Before my happy days were over, No, no, no, no [ad lib. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, . . Are you smoking a cigarette? MISS TRUNCHBULL Mind? Now, the secret to my success in business is . A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. You have to stay inside the circle . MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. Everybody loves a little something exotic. Why would you want green hair? NIGEL WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Crime and Punishment . and astronauts! Oh, no, you are not "full". MISS HONEY Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? Ahh! MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. Mrs Phelps? You shall be . LAVENDER He has the bad luck to get caught after eating Trunchbulls cake. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? Alice (American TV series) - Wikipedia Or maybe your largeness Stand out from the crowd! . Brand new stock, sir! Miss Trunchbull, Matilda Wormwood is a genius! MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY And yet every single life, And always keep your feet inside the line! But I've got a baby! queens! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. The highly anticipated Matilda The Musical JR. is available for licensing. Kim . Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. RUDOLPHO Ten times two is twenty. And I will teach you a thing or two. Are you listening? MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Matilda? See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? What can I do? MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. You're being pathetic! Not yet, anyway. MISS TRUNCHBULL They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL A little less head, a lot more derriere. Why? . . Stop. . With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage] Eat! Bruce! BRUCE [She presses an intercom on her desk.] MATILDA Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. You're not a little girl. Cast a fantastic singer and great actress in this role who can embody both Matildas cleverness and her kindness. MISS HONEY Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. There's, erm . Alice Show Matilda Gender Female Age Range Child Role Size Ensemble Dancing Dancer Voice Mezzo-Soprano, Soprano High Note F5 Low Note F3 Time & Place england, present day Tags student british solo bit english accent Analysis Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. And so you think you're able Oil of Violets hair tonic for men. All right! It was the biggest burp I had ever done. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Just knock on the door. You gotta be loud! The quintessential terrifying tyrant. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, DOCTOR No. LAVENDER MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. He loves having me around. MATILDA enters from her bedroom. Oh, it's Miss Honey. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. We all get carried away sometimes. An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. Look at this. I did not! MATILDA Innocent victims of their story. I love books. And remember to be extremely careful. MISS TRUNCHBULL She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. You Let out your belt. Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! [They start chattering. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MR WORMWOOD You My mummy says I'm a miracle. She has beautiful blonde hair that her mother styles in two braids tied with ribbonsa style that Miss Trunchbull happens to detest. He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. . MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. WOMAN: She's just delightful. What about rules, Honey?
